Could someone have lost the preliminary draft of the 2008 Democratic National Convention schedule? Maybe. Maybe not. It really does not matter, however, because 'fake but accurate' is the standard for fairness adopted by the left. I’m stealing this in it’s entirety from
DANEgerus.
7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning.
7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.
7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship - Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging – Darryl Hannah
7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning – Rosie O’Donnell
8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand
11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am ~ Satellite address - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton - Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton.
1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.