Tuesday, February 19, 2008

A Primary Decision

Hillary Clinton, via her campaign, mails me two pieces of light weight cardboard which arrive this election day. The first has a picture of Barack Obama and the second has two pictures of Barack Obama. I get the point. Hillary is to old and ugly to put her own photograph on her literature, so I go to the poll and mark my ballot for Barack Obama. Explaining the reasoning to Lola I am forced to retort that her mellifluous tone does not cover the stench of her sarcasm. This isn’t hard. I want all the old and ugly crooks cleaned out. The Obama administration will be illogical, corrupt and detrimental to American prosperity. I don’t care. I want new idiots.