This could really play havoc with the entire concept of the CWD eradication zone.
Blue Crab Boulevard: We humans are in serious trouble this morning as word comes from Lancaster, Pennsylvania of the newest weapon that the Animal Uprising™ has unleashed. More terrifying than the taser-proof porcine berserker; more horrifying than cannibal cattle; even less appealing than tranquilizer-proof donkeys: They have unleashed the bullet-proof deer.
The journey from Lancaster, PA to Lancaster, WI is not all that far. A couple projectile resistant bucks wired on meth from some deep woods lab could probably make the trip in four days. The DNR always feared this day was coming.
