Tuesday, October 31, 2006

It’s Halloween – Be Fearful

It is Halloween night and so I am eating porcini tortellini and Kit Kat bars while watching The Sixth Sense. If the combination of fungus pasta and corporate chocolates does not scare you, perhaps The Evil Watertower of Plover, Wisconsin will instill fear into your slumber.

The Evil Watertower lives on the east side of I-39 in Plover, Wisconsin. The Good Watertower lives on the west side of I-39 in Plover, Wisconsin.

Many, many years ago, these two water towers used to be friends, great friends. But after the Good Watertower got her beautiful new paint job and her snazzy Plover logo, the Evil Watertower became angry. The Good Watertower has serviced Plover with drinking water for a number of years and is loved by her customers.

The Evil Watertower has worked for a factory all his life, where he has been abused and even worse in his eyes, taken for granted. The Evil Watertower then started conspiring to take over the factory and the world. Then, he will no longer be ignored and taken for granted. These plans have been put in motion and should not be taken lightly.

Have you ever misplaced your keys, or forgotten something at the grocery store? Chances are, Evil Watertower might have been a part of that. When something bad happens to you, try to think about your water source. Nothing is safe, and if Evil Watertower had his way, we would all be drinking pre-poisoned bottled water. Some of you already are.

The Good Watertower loves everyone, provides clean drinking water and promotes peace and prosperity, but the Evil Watertower hates everything, especially the Good Watertower, and can’t be trusted. The Evil Watertower has a plan for total world domination and has already started spreading the infection. You have been warned.