I have two candidates for the best Bush Derangement Syndrome Conspiracy Theory of the Day. This is a cut and paste exercise because I don’t want the links.
The first contestant spins a lengthy story line, pulling in multiple bits of evidence to prove that NATO intelligence, under the direction of the Bush administration, had the Danish Mohammed Cartoons published. The administration’s goal is to manipulate the European public into supporting a war against Iran. The kicker is the bold assertion that the Danish embassies in Syria, Lebanon and Iran were burned by CIA funded mercenaries.
http://www.rense.com/general69/moh.htm: The NATO intelligence provocation appearing in the guise of the scurrilous Mohammed cartoons published by the reactionary newspaper Jyllands Posten of Denmark, and then by a series of other European publications, has already done much to mobilize the armies, bases, and treasuries of Europe in support of the lunatic plan to the Bush-neocon clique for a nuclear sneak attack and punitive expedition against Iran over the coming weeks or months.The challenger offers up the theory that the Bush Administration is moving to oust Cheney and appoint Condoleeza Rice as Vice President. The reason for this late roster adjustment is to insure the Bush goal of having Hillary Clinton elected president. Apparently the Bush family desires a Clinton in the White House and wants Condoleeza to be nominated because she will lose when Republicans refuse to vote for a black woman.
The evidence strongly suggests that the cartoon provocation was presented to Atlanticist oligarchs at the meeting of the Bilderberger group held from May 5 to May 8, 2005 at the Dorint Sofitel Seehotel Überfahrt in Rottach-Egern, on the shores of the Tegernsee lake in the south German federal state of Bavaria. … The first publication of the cartoons in Denmark followed in September 2005.
Danish embassies have been burned in Syria, Lebanon, and Iran. There are indications that some of these violent riots were not spontaneous, but were the work of mercenary rent-a-mobs stoked and steered by CIA, MI-6 and Mossad.
http://www.total411.info/2006/02/cheney-out-condi-in.html: A White House source has confirmed to this website that office gossip has Cheney possibly being eased out of the Vice-Presidency in the wake of "Cheney-shot-a-guy-in-the-face-and-heart-gate." His replacement? Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.The left claims creativity as one of their valued characteristics so I am willing to give credit where credit is due.
It should be noted that "Condi '08" memorabilia has been pushed hard the last two years at the annual CPAC gathering of alleged "conservatives." A Cheney-out-Condi-in rumor was reported last year in WorldNetDaily as emanating from Capitol Hill sources. In light of the recent CBS News report that Cheney is in "meltdown" over Birdshot-gate, it might be time to give the Condi rumor another look.
If Rice was named Vice-President, it is more than possible that Republican primary voters, with their Pavlovian monarchal nominationg tendencies, not to mention fixed electronic voting machines, could very well nominate Rice in '08.
It is also worth pointing out that the onbly way likely Democrat nominee Hillary Clinton could win a Presidential race would be if her opponent were a black woman. The ascension of Rice to the Vice-Presidency would be the perfect way for the Bush Crime Family to set up their longtime cronies, the Clintons, for a return trip to the White House.
