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Republican: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
Democrat: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you.
Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
Bureaucratic Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
Russian Communism: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
Chinese Communism: You have two cows. You breed twenty new cows cheaper than Americans can produce one. You export eighteen cows. You buy a Japanese car made by cheaper labor in the U.S. The American government declares your wealth a threat to national security so you sell your newest cows to the E.U. You buy a plane made by your new friends in France.
When Hillary Clinton is President: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. Finally you receive a tax bill to cover the expenses with an explanation that it is for your own good. Also included is an envelope for a 'voluntary' campaign contribution.
